"When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.!!!!"
"Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!!!"
"I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!"
" Happiness is when "last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing" :P"
"When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In!!!"
"HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P"
"Awesome yeh mausam badaaaa <3"
"Always spend your valuable time with your self.."
"i dont change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;) "
"Don't compare me with anyone. I am original !!!"
"My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high.."
"It's kind of fun to make the impossible !!!"
"Honesty is the best gift you can give."
"If you don't care, stop talking about it !!!!"
"You should never play with someones heart!!!"
"I enjoy when people shows attitude to me!!!"
"You can do anything, but not everything !!!!"
"Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake."
"My Garage Door Opener Didn't Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains."
"Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter."
" Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer. "
"Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews."
"Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They're Not Automatic."
"My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!"
"Cutting Myself While Shaving."
"I Had To Walk Up The Escalator."
"We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out."
"I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One."
"Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime."
"There's Not Enough Time In The Day...Yet, I'm On Facebook."
"My Car Doesn't Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes."
"It's Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen."
"When Your Alarm Doesn't Go Off."
"When You Had Sex...But It Was Only A Dream."
"When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn't Come With The Artwork. "
"My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward."
"Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!"
"My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed."
"I Have To Many Notifications."
"I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet...There's Nothing On Tv! "
"The Volume On The Video I'm Watching Is Too Low And I Can't Turn It Up Anymore."
" My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder."
"I Don't Know How To Play The Guitar."
"Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk."
"They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them."
" I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete."
"I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!"
"Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.."
"Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky."
"INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS."
"Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love ' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P"
"I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;) "
"Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!"
"Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! "
"A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM""
"I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. "
"Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes."
"A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new."
" If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live."
"Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!!!"
"I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!"
" Happiness is when "last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing" :P"
"When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In!!!"
"HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P"
"Awesome yeh mausam badaaaa <3"
"Always spend your valuable time with your self.."
"i dont change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;) "
"Don't compare me with anyone. I am original !!!"
"My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high.."
"It's kind of fun to make the impossible !!!"
"Honesty is the best gift you can give."
"If you don't care, stop talking about it !!!!"
"You should never play with someones heart!!!"
"I enjoy when people shows attitude to me!!!"
"You can do anything, but not everything !!!!"
"Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake."
"My Garage Door Opener Didn't Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains."
"Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter."
" Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer. "
"Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews."
"Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They're Not Automatic."
"My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!"
"Cutting Myself While Shaving."
"I Had To Walk Up The Escalator."
"We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out."
"I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One."
"Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime."
"There's Not Enough Time In The Day...Yet, I'm On Facebook."
"My Car Doesn't Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes."
"It's Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen."
"When Your Alarm Doesn't Go Off."
"When You Had Sex...But It Was Only A Dream."
"When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn't Come With The Artwork. "
"My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward."
"Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!"
"My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed."
"I Have To Many Notifications."
"I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet...There's Nothing On Tv! "
"The Volume On The Video I'm Watching Is Too Low And I Can't Turn It Up Anymore."
" My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder."
"I Don't Know How To Play The Guitar."
"Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk."
"They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them."
" I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete."
"I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!"
"Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.."
"Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky."
"INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS."
"Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love ' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P"
"I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;) "
"Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!"
"Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! "
"A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM""
"I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. "
"Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes."
"A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new."
" If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live."
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